It's the end of the world!

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine ~

21.12.2012. The date of Doomsday. But why is it today? Because the Mayan calendar ends today. (well, actually, we humans have changed our calendars thrice during our time - the end of the maya calendar was 7 months ago) It is said to be the end of the world. No one though knows how are we going to die. If it was a meteor, we would have already noticed it coming. An earthquake doesn't kill us all, except if it's everywhere at the same time.

Anyway, for the end of the world, I'll tell you something nice and funny. For example, my mum is in a training to get a job. After 14 years as a home-mum, she's now going to a job. She's gonna be a telemarketer. You know? Those, who call you and try to sell you magazines or something else you don't need. My mum is going to sell vitamins. Nice job, eh? Mum likes the people she's working with and she really needs some money, so there ain't turning back now. The only thing she does't like, is "pushing the button". She's afraid to call to people. What if there will be some mean, young man telling her to shut up?  Not nice.

Enough of my mum, now something else. I've noticed, that all my friends are either nerds (genious, wizard, creeper, etc.) or just weird (mushroom, pony (aka dwarf), numa, me myself, etc.). How did I end up with such odd friends? I blame media! And internet! Internet made me into a pervert, which all my friends are. (except mushroom and pony) It's not that I'd be complaining. I like nerds and weirdos. They're the only people I like to hang around with. Somehow, only smart people like me. E.g. all the annoying sluts girls don't like me, 'cause they're not smart. Logic works.

I saw one funny picture in facebook. There was two mayans, the other held a cup and the other was writing something. 
The one holding a cup said: "The tequila is ready. Are you coming?" 
Then the other answered: "I'm working on this calendar, but if I don't finish it, I guess it won't be the end of the world."
Funny? Yes. Indeed.

Well, that's it I guess. I'm getting my x-mas reportcard today, from school. Then I'm going out with my two nerds, Genious and Wizard. We're gonna watch the movie Hobbit. After that I'm going to church to listen to my little brother sing. (he's in the choir) Then, in the evening, I'm coming home to party, singing "It's the end of the world as we know it.."

Have a nice End of the World! And merry x-mas, if the world really ends and I won't be able to write a x-mas text. And happy new year! And.. and.. goodbye!